tu madre 

The Spanish form of the interjection your mom.

John: You ugly loser.
Mary: Tu madre!

tu madre by Aubrey March 17, 2004

tu madre 

your mother in spanish
used like the phrase your mum

Boy; What are u doing?
2nd Boy; Tu madre. Did you hear that?
Boy; Hear what?
2nd boy; That was the sound of u getting pwned. :o)

tu madre by mnyar23 May 29, 2010

tu madre 

your mom, but in spanish.

used to diss people, but then make them laugh when they realize what you said, so you get away with dissing them

also can be used as a retorical question, usually said sarcastically

(guy that isn't talking to you)
dude you wouldn't believe what i did last night
(you, slightly annoyed that this ass is talking so loud that you have to hear him)
tu madre(?)

tu madre by richarred February 6, 2006

tu madre 

the Spanish way of dissing another person's mom

¡Tu madre es caliente en la cama! (Your mom is hot in bed)
¡Tu madre es muy estupida! (Your mom is very stupid)

tu madre by vv007!!! April 18, 2006

tu madre 

The Spanish version of "Yo' mama"
(at least that's what us English-speakers think it is...)

Bob: Tu madre es feo!
Pedro: Umm...ok...your mom is a kind person, too...??

tu madre by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Tu madre 

How you say "Yo' momma" in Spanish.

Tu madre es así que el viejo dios pidió que ella nombrara Adán y víspera

Tu madre by Sid Barrett August 27, 2007

tu madre 

Spanish for your mom.
Used in Spanish in the same way as in English.

Tu madre es mierda en cama! (ur moms shit in bed)
Se! Se tengo todos los noches! (I know- i have her every night!)

tu madre by the almighty ho September 15, 2005