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Tsoukaris

a grimy, swampy, musty gay faggot lol
listen here you little fucking Tsoukaris, get on your knees and show Mr Carey's cumberland some lovin'
by The MoonHead Hunter May 10, 2019
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giorgio tsoukalos

Better known online as the Aliens Guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a certified batshit UFO "expert" and Internet meme given too much exposure by the History Channel, who attributes easily explainable feats of ancient architecture to the work of aliens with nothing better to do than travel all the way to Earth just to build pyramids.

Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.
1. Giorgio Tsoukalos: "I don't think Atlantis sank; I think Atlantis lifted off." (Actual quote.)

2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.

Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.
by Whom it doesn't concern January 2, 2017
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Takis Tsoukalas

A fanatic football fan specifically passionate about Olympiacos' football and basketball team. Runs a show called ANTE ΓΕΙΑ (ANTE GEIA) on his YouTube channel, as he was banned from television after a supposedly racist remark. The meaning of the show is to promote the grandeur of Olympiacos as a football institution, but, as Takis' main weakness is his temperament, he ends up attracting numerous prank callers whose sole objective is to provoke and troll him. His best man Akis is his most trusted ally and the main rhetorist, due to Takis being too dumb and uneducated to even make up a sentence of his own.
Kastorianos: Nai egw eimai, apo Kastoria PAOK.
Takis Tsoukalas: ANTE GEIA!
Akis: Asto re Taki!
by alepardo February 15, 2021
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tsouris

A Yiddish frase. Heartburn, the out come of a stressful situation.
My company will be laying off people soon. I need this tsouris?
by PozzyMoto October 15, 2006
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tsukaism

Tsukaism is a religion known for worshiping Tsukasa. We say "Amane Amane" in our daily prayers.
Person 1: My religion is Tsukaism

Person 2: Oh! Amane Amane!
by wheel.me.please November 3, 2020
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Tourarism

The small acts of terrorism committed against the local population when one is on tour or vacation.

Top perpetrators and their respective Tourarism hotspots:

Australians in Bali.
The British in Spain.
Americans on the Planet.
Eyewitness reports say that an obese American man stormed into the chemist at approximately 2pm and loudly repeated his demand for blueberry muffins. When his demands were not met he began screaming at other customers that his 'blood-sugar was down'. He then stole a bag of Jelly beans and left the premises. This is the third act of American Tourarism in the same chemist in a fortnight.
by towsh.net August 22, 2011
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Tsoukalas

A tsoukalas is a very hot black man who likes to fuck lakis and looks chinese. It is simply a compliment to be called a tsoukalas
by Jtsouk January 15, 2022
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