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giorgio tsoukalos 

Better known online as the Aliens Guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a certified batshit UFO "expert" and Internet meme given too much exposure by the History Channel, who attributes easily explainable feats of ancient architecture to the work of aliens with nothing better to do than travel all the way to Earth just to build pyramids.

Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.
1. Giorgio Tsoukalos: "I don't think Atlantis sank; I think Atlantis lifted off." (Actual quote.)

2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.

Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.

Takis Tsoukalas 

A fanatic football fan specifically passionate about Olympiacos' football and basketball team. Runs a show called ANTE ΓΕΙΑ (ANTE GEIA) on his YouTube channel, as he was banned from television after a supposedly racist remark. The meaning of the show is to promote the grandeur of Olympiacos as a football institution, but, as Takis' main weakness is his temperament, he ends up attracting numerous prank callers whose sole objective is to provoke and troll him. His best man Akis is his most trusted ally and the main rhetorist, due to Takis being too dumb and uneducated to even make up a sentence of his own.
Kastorianos: Nai egw eimai, apo Kastoria PAOK.
Takis Tsoukalas: ANTE GEIA!
Akis: Asto re Taki!
Takis Tsoukalas by alepardo February 15, 2021
A Yiddish frase. Heartburn, the out come of a stressful situation.
My company will be laying off people soon. I need this tsouris?
tsouris by PozzyMoto October 15, 2006
Tsukaism is a religion known for worshiping Tsukasa. We say "Amane Amane" in our daily prayers.
Person 1: My religion is Tsukaism

Person 2: Oh! Amane Amane!
tsukaism by wheel.me.please November 3, 2020

Tourarism 

The small acts of terrorism committed against the local population when one is on tour or vacation.

Top perpetrators and their respective Tourarism hotspots:

Australians in Bali.
The British in Spain.
Americans on the Planet.
Eyewitness reports say that an obese American man stormed into the chemist at approximately 2pm and loudly repeated his demand for blueberry muffins. When his demands were not met he began screaming at other customers that his 'blood-sugar was down'. He then stole a bag of Jelly beans and left the premises. This is the third act of American Tourarism in the same chemist in a fortnight.
Tourarism by towsh.net August 22, 2011

Tsoukalas 

A tsoukalas is a very hot black man who likes to fuck lakis and looks chinese. It is simply a compliment to be called a tsoukalas
Tsoukalas by Jtsouk January 15, 2022
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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