Try Enough 

A person who is not a Try Hard but tries just the correct amount, to not get fucking fired.

Don't be like Steve, he's a try hard, just be a try enough.

Try Enough by Fox Martin November 21, 2010

Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough 

Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.

You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!

Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough by Desmond G. April 13, 2014