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Trumptivity Scene

Drawing inspiration from the traditional nativity scene where baby Jesus has been replaced with an orange baby Trump, complete with tiny golden diaper and a miniature red MAGA hat. Usually features the three wise men bringing gifts of Diet Coke, McDonald's, and a gift of a 747-8. Mary and Joseph are often replaced with Melania looking perpetually annoyed and some random random unsavory dictator.

The angel above the manger holds a banner reading "Make Bethlehem Great Again" and the star has been swapped out for a giant neon Trump logo. Shepherds are replaced with Secret Service agents, and instead of sheep, there's a flock of Twitter birds carrying tiny smartphones. The background of the manger is replaced with pictures depicting Trump with a clenched fist, or a sneering-mug-shot Trump.

Popular among both die-hard MAGA supporters who think it's genuinely holy, and liberals who set them up ironically for maximum holiday chaos at family dinners.
"Grandpa set up his Trumptivity scene on the front lawn again. The HOA is having a meltdown and the neighbors won't stop taking selfies with it."

"My aunt bought a Trumptivity scene 'to trigger the libs' but honestly it just triggers everyone who has to look at baby Trump in swaddling clothes."

"The Trumptivity scene at the town square caused a three-hour city council meeting and two fistfights in the Dollar General parking lot."
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016