trumpolining

Trumpolining is when someone points out something pretty diminishing about you so you bounce back with a completely irrelevant fact that shouldn't make any difference and people side with you anyway.

'You've been accused of tax fraud since 1978.'
'But my hair looks better'
*Applause*
"What a trumpolining bastard"

by OzzyBozzer June 22, 2018

trumpoline

A brass instrument invented in Oregon, United States and made popular by Gary the Retard of the Howard Stern Show on SiriusXM Radio.

Gary got free drinks in the bar by amusing the patrons with his skillful trumpoline playing.

by MontrealChrissy April 9, 2011

Trumpoline

The trampoline which allows Donald Trump to bounce back after controversy.

Trump can be racist all he wants, he'll just bounce back on the trumpoline.

by DodoDude700 December 7, 2015

Trumpoline

A hella fine trampoline with Donald Billiam Trump's gigantic face printed on it.

Hot damn! Look at the new trumpoline that Ling Ling just bought! It's like stepping on the Trumpster himself!

by feebleturtleduckk May 1, 2015

trumpoline

A deflection of an argument by one who does not want to address a problem.

The President used a trumpoline, characterizing his critics as unpatriotic because they disagree with the US President.

by smjgJsbjgsm November 16, 2018