truck drivers

the one type of humans in the world who have ultimate and no limitation to their authority on the roads.

policeman: why were you speeding back there sir?

truck drivers: im a truck driver.

by KING PENG August 13, 2008

Truck drivers

The new excuse for prices of everything going up, though prices of things not delivered by trucks, such as rent or TV streaming/cable is also going up a faster rate in the last year or so than it had the years before, when things had been somewhat steady.

The people making a fortune off the pandemic aren't limited to price gouging items on the internet websites or in stores, they also raise prices for the same TV service for example, and would still cut a few channels from the list of channels you had so that you don't really have any realistic options besides terminating service or paying more. Saying there are a shortage of truck drivers (a problem created by the same people making money off masks/vaccines/medical supplies and restrictions/rules/laws/mandates/guidelines they created) is just another excuse for them to take more money than they already are from people, and give nothing back to them.

by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021

Truck drivers Tango

A bottle of piss

Did you see that bottle of truck drivers Tango on the motorway verge?

by Late night Trucker November 12, 2025

Tow Truck Driver

A person that requires very little sleep. Fueled by caffeine, nicotine and crude humor. Often working 6-12 days straight without off time. Thrives in bad weather and drives into it while others drive away, Enjoys listening to people complain about their 9-5 jobs and how their hours are to hard.

Oh you crashed your car into a ditch at 3am in the snow? Don't worry call the Tow Truck Driver, they never sleep anyways.

by Nivek November 4, 2017

Truck Driver Fart

A loud, monstrous, gaseous explosion from the anus that claps the ass cheeks and rattles the walls

"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"

by Dawn Keedic May 17, 2010

truck driver's shower

the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time

dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.

by billy westler September 23, 2009

Truck Driver Slang

Truck Driver Slang are Words and phrases used by truck drivers Like: Keep it between the ditches & Don't let your meatloaf

Truck Driver Slang are Words and phrases that Truck Driver's use when talking to each other on a CB Radio Like: Hey driver Keep it between the ditches and another Driver answers: Don't let your meatloaf

by NLW88fan October 20, 2015