Male genital, penis, dick, cock, manhood, meatstick, one-eyed snake, Peepee, shaft, wang, etc.
Trouser Ballerina. See Trouser Snake.

Tina: I'm gonna ask Brad to go to the dance with me.
Stephanie: Don't get your hopes up. I bet he has a small Trouser ballerina.
by ChuLolli January 17, 2010
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