Trophy Son 

Typically a son with a very feminine build. Wears shorts with a 5” inseam or smaller. Historically always finds a job as a Starbucks barista. Spends hours in the hot tub with his “boys” and is genetically predisposed to having the smallest amount of muscle mass in the family.

Conversation at family gathering

Mother: wow you really are a trophy son.
Father: Sigh (immediately cracks open 12th Kolsch of the day)
Brother: hahaha

Trophy Son by Lesterholtshairline August 12, 2021

Trophy Son 

A trophy son is someone who doesn't do anything that a normally kid would normally do for chores. He/She doesn't clean their room, wash the dishes, or do the laundry.

Mom: good job on you're chores Hun
Dad: I'm glad he isn't a trophy son like the older one

Trophy Son by Corroded battery October 11, 2016

Trophy Son 

A son that typically has a feminine build and is normally a Starbucks barista. Much less muscular than his two closest brothers in age.

Family Gathering Conversation

Mother: Alex you really are a Trophy son.
Father: Sigh
Brothers:haha

Trophy Son by Lesterholtshairline August 11, 2021