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Trizzly Bear

Although it appears human, this rare species is actually 50% bear. It’s highly talented in lacrosse and conspiracy theories. You can lure the species with Marijuana and its main food source is cheesecake. Its main habitat is Tallahassee, Florida but due to low breeding numbers it’s moving to Fort Myers wildlife this summer.
Person 1: Hey Trizzly Bear! Wanna smoke?
Trizzly Bear: *nods with smirk*
by thescarybandit April 19, 2025
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thizzly bear

1. A large wild bear who hath consumed ecstasy pills.

2. Someone who has consumed ecstasy pills and their effects are similar to that of a wild animal or beast.
1. I was walking through the forest with my homies and out of nowhere a giant thizzly bear popped out and tried to kill us.

2. "Did you see Nathan the other night?". "Yeah he was so twacked out he looked like a thizzly bear!"
by caydeezy October 19, 2007
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