Trizzly Bear

Although it appears human, this rare species is actually 50% bear. It’s highly talented in lacrosse and conspiracy theories. You can lure the species with Marijuana and its main food source is cheesecake. Its main habitat is Tallahassee, Florida but due to low breeding numbers it’s moving to Fort Myers wildlife this summer.
Person 1: Hey Trizzly Bear! Wanna smoke?
Trizzly Bear: *nods with smirk*
by thescarybandit April 20, 2025
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