Trinolda

A Trinolda, or Trinny, (uncommonly mispronounced as Tranny) is a woman who exudes grace, sophistication and motherly warmth. She's sometimes confused for Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow by a few people who've been diagnosed as clinically blind. Even if the world was ending in the next 5 minutes, a Trinolda will still make time to hear you rant about how kids are annoying little twats. That's just how selfless and emphatic she is. She spreads love and positivity almost as often as she spreads her legs.

Person #1: Is that Wonder Woman?
Person #2: Nope, that's just Mother Trinolda.

by Angrez November 24, 2021