Tricky Quicky 

Definition:
When you feel the need to rub one out, but are in a public setting, and need to find somewhere secluded, and fast.

Ex: at work, go to the restrooms. On the street, duck in an alleyway. At family dinner, in the kitchen. Wait, no, don't do that, you sicko!

"I got hard at work today and had to hightail it to the employee restroom for a tricky quicky."

Tricky Quicky by willanswer2willa August 24, 2016

Tricky Quickie 

1. When a couple tries to have a quickie without getting caught by their kids.

Dang, the kids are still awake. This is going to be a tricky quickie.

Tricky Quickie by Scritton Bow March 15, 2011