Triangulate 

A way of determining the position of something using mathematics and/or technology. Most commonly used by people who don't know any trigonometry.

I triangulated its position.

Triangulate by Engineerd July 2, 2019

triangulate 

Triangulation is the process by which some external stimulus provides a linkage between people and prompts strangers to talk to other strangers as if they knew each other

if a bench, a wastebasket and a telephone are placed with no connection to each other, each may receive a very limited use, but when they are arranged together ie{ triangulated }along with other amenities such as a coffee cart, they will naturally bring people together.

triangulate by chenthurraaghav November 23, 2013

Triangulate 

That thing that an evil mother does (especially to daughters). Typically, she had you when she was very young, she hates your biological father & sees him in you. Thusly, you are now a burden to her, & she treats you as such.

When you reach adulthood, any chance she gets to “pull the rug from underneath you”, SHE WILL TAKE IT. This is due to her anger & bitterness over your existence; ruminating on what she could’ve been/done if you hadn’t have been born.

Jealousy & envy are also an inevitable byproduct of one such miserable mother & her evil doings.

Ted: Tonia’s mother gossips about her to Tonia’s boyfriend. Tonia’s mother got her sexual predator, IT husband to break into Tonia’s phone to read her text messages. Tonia’s mother threw a temper tantrum, like a 3 year old, & blackened her own eye.

Sherman: Uh oh. Sounds like Tonia’s mother is trying to triangulate her, again. I really hope she survives.

Triangulate by Cosmicshiva October 17, 2019

triangulate 

When your teacher asks for everyone to sit in a big triangle.

Ms. Smith told us to triangulate.

triangulate by joeshmoe275 February 25, 2015

co-triangulate 

Figuring something out for one's self using two or more methods that both result in the same answer cross-confirming each other's solution.

Usually used by over educated (uncool) middle management or office staff.
Verb

I co-triangulated the issue and determined the unknown item is (noun).

co-triangulate by Greg T. January 7, 2005

Self-Triangulate

To check your own understanding and beliefs against the opinions of others

I self-triangulated after their speech and realised the only consistent point was confusion.

Self-Triangulate by Tosers September 16, 2025

triangular monster 

a name for a lady's private parts

I did a runner from sarah's bedroom last night for fears
of being eaten by her triangular monster!

triangular monster by Eddie rainford June 19, 2006