Triet

The perfect human being.

Triet's kinda awesome.

Triet by petr_cech_723 September 25, 2018

Triet

Unusual difficulty experienced when attempting to say a word that seems remarkably simple.

"Oh man, I found that guy's name so triet."

Triet by ClassicCheeseNip September 29, 2003

TriEt

(noun)- an endless sarcastic laugh, a loud shrewd smirk, a boisterous sharp chord, a shrilly feminine pitch.

After experiencing a hoarse stream of snorts, One friend in a movie theatre says to another, "fuck, did you hear the triet?"

TriEt by Oriental Interpretation Service October 6, 2003

William and Mary Triathlon 

A tradition at William and Mary in which students go streaking in the Sunken Gardens (the central quad), go swimming in the Crim Dell (an algae-filled pond), and jump over the wall of the Governor's Palace (a building in Colonial Williamsburg) at night. Truly daring students do all of this naked.

Johnny: Dude, I saw you and your girlfriend naked in the Sunken Gardens last night!
Eric: Yeah man, we were doing the William and Mary Triathlon! Right after that, we went skinny-dipping in the Crim Dell!

William and Mary Triathlon by naked streaker May 31, 2018

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds 

They Tried to Bury Us but They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds — the battle cry of minority communities across America that explains the reasons they flourish in spite of: racism, gerrymandering, systematic oppression, and initial poverty.

Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.

Message to The Republican Party from the minority communities of America: They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds. The more you oppress us; the stronger we will become.

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023

Spanish Triathlon

An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.

Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.

Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!

Spanish Triathlon by Philolingua March 11, 2009

stephen tries 

A ginger virgin and a weary funny comedian and underrated. He does great sketches. He wears a lot of bucket hats. He’s friends with most British youtubers and has recently been in a lot of sidemen videos. Overall just a very funny lad

Did you know Stephen tries is a ginger and a virgin comedian and is actually funny!

stephen tries by Elisabeth spelled wrong March 17, 2020