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Trench FAce 

Trench face occurs after at least four days of no sleep and 18 grams of mephedrone or 3 grams of NRG-1. Victims believe that the outside world is the battle of the somme and that their eyeballs have turned into penises.
Hey man your penis eyeballed anus-hole has major trench face.

dude, i havent seen you for a few days, your face is super-trenched!
Trench FAce by Trench-kil April 27, 2010
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Trench face 

If you go to bed too late, the next morning you wake up with a tired line under each eye. After many late nights they resemble trenches! :(
Yes, i know i do have a trench face!
Trench face by meggymoomoo November 15, 2009

Trench Face 

a person that is EXTREMELY..... ugly. like beyond the point were you cannt look at them for one second or else you will puke. a trench face must walk in public wearing a thick black unsee-through bag over their face at all times. they can not take it off for any reason what so ever.

its would be like having trench foot, a disease during world war 2 caused by a person having their foot in muddy water for months and the cells in the foot die. and has black spots all over with blood leaking out. also the skin around the infected area is rotton, or is pealing off. due to the dead cells in the foot.
do i smell a trench face nearby?

GET OUT OF HERE THEIR IS A TRENCH FACE!

EWW TRENCH FACE!

OMG HE HAS TRENCH FACE!

atleast i dont have trench face.
Trench Face by hairylegmonster March 5, 2011

Trenchface 

The last thing you see before dieing a violent death.
Not much of him left to clean up. Must have had a run in with the Trenchface
Trenchface by Trenchface April 5, 2024

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026