Tree Jumper

(noun) Prison slang used to describe a child molester.

My new cell mate is a tree jumper - needless to say, this is not going to work out.

Tree Jumper by Jonny Byanik March 4, 2013

Tree Jumper

A person who hides in trees or bushes in order to jump unsuspecting passers by in order to molest them.

That dude is in prison for being a Tree Jumper.

Tree Jumper by CliftonTravis April 12, 2019

goat fucking tree house jumper 

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.

"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

goat fucking tree house jumper by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007

Treejumper 

A Pedophile. Someone who waits in trees for unsuspecting children.

That treejumper had to register with the state for his crimes.

Treejumper by RottoDeath May 6, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022