Trauma Hawk 

Someone, or something that waits for traumatic events to then swoop in to reap the benefits of “helping” those in distress

P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable

P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk

Trauma Hawk by ⲙⲁⲣⲓⲁ September 14, 2023

Traumahawk 

A sudden burst of unpleasant imagery or phrases in order to traumatize someone or just generally disturb them.

John: I'm gonna hit you with a traumahawk!
Sarah: What's a -
John: YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX
Sarah: OH GOD NO STOP IT

Traumahawk by Sergeant Turdwhilst September 17, 2011

traumahawk 

A helicopter you don't want to ride in. AkA Lifeflight, Medivac, flying ambulance.

Larry crashed so hard that they brought in the traumahawk.

traumahawk by pacifichigh December 9, 2008