Transhanded

Congenital preference for one hand - usually the left hand - then forced to use the opposing hand -usually the right hand.

The development of right-handed skills after being forced by a teacher or instructor to use the right hand instead of the preferred left hand.

“I was born left handed, but now I’m right handed. My teacher transhanded me in kindergarten.”

“I’m a transhanded righty. I was born with the left handed preference, but my kindergarten teacher smacked my left hand with a ruler every time I wrote with it.”

by Cravicky April 3, 2024

transhand

The "kool kid" way of saying "i was born right handed but i am a left handed person!!!" Like wth? Just be ambidextrous. (Hits head)

Person: I am transhand!
Me: (slaps) no.

by Ambizzi May 25, 2018

Transtarded

Someone who makes themselves retarded because they think they should've been born retarded.

This person just Transtarded themself!

by xRqz3r April 27, 2023

transgander

A bird, assigned goose at birth (AGAB), who chooses to identify with he/him/his pronouns. A trans gander is female-to-male transgender, so will normally identify with the larger LGBT* bird community during this gender migration.

We should strive to address transgander birds with the correct pronouns to reflect their gender diversity, as what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

by bitchuck January 7, 2026