Transhanded

Congenital preference for one hand - usually the left hand - then forced to use the opposing hand -usually the right hand.

The development of right-handed skills after being forced by a teacher or instructor to use the right hand instead of the preferred left hand.

“I was born left handed, but now I’m right handed. My teacher transhanded me in kindergarten.”

“I’m a transhanded righty. I was born with the left handed preference, but my kindergarten teacher smacked my left hand with a ruler every time I wrote with it.”

Transhanded by Cravicky April 3, 2024

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transhand

The "kool kid" way of saying "i was born right handed but i am a left handed person!!!" Like wth? Just be ambidextrous. (Hits head)

Person: I am transhand!
Me: (slaps) no.

transhand by Ambizzi May 25, 2018

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Related Words

Transhanded • transgander • transhand • Transtarded

Transtarded

Someone who makes themselves retarded because they think they should've been born retarded.

This person just Transtarded themself!

Transtarded by xRqz3r April 27, 2023

transgander

A bird, assigned goose at birth (AGAB), who chooses to identify with he/him/his pronouns. A trans gander is female-to-male transgender, so will normally identify with the larger LGBT* bird community during this gender migration.

We should strive to address transgander birds with the correct pronouns to reflect their gender diversity, as what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

transgander by bitchuck January 7, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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