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Transhanded

Congenital preference for one hand - usually the left hand - then forced to use the opposing hand -usually the right hand.

The development of right-handed skills after being forced by a teacher or instructor to use the right hand instead of the preferred left hand.
“I was born left handed, but now I’m right handed. My teacher transhanded me in kindergarten.”

“I’m a transhanded righty. I was born with the left handed preference, but my kindergarten teacher smacked my left hand with a ruler every time I wrote with it.”
Transhanded by Cravicky April 3, 2024
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transhand 

The "kool kid" way of saying "i was born right handed but i am a left handed person!!!" Like wth? Just be ambidextrous. (Hits head)
Person: I am transhand!
Me: (slaps) no.
transhand by Ambizzi May 25, 2018
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The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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