Train wreck

During vigorous sex, a trainwreck occurs when the penis slips out and hits the taint, causing a sudden painful bend.

I ended up in the emergency room with a broken dick after last night's train wreck.

by Mouthy Broadcast May 06, 2016

Train wreck

While vigorously having sex your hog pops all the way out and then catches the rim on way back in, causing it to bend in half sideways like the boxcars in a train wreck. A bad case of liquor dick will increase the chances of this occurring.

1. "Man, the other night she was riding me when I had a huge train wreck. My dick has been blue for two days."

2. "I was banging her from behind last night but I was so hammered I kept having train wrecks."

by toastage March 29, 2009

Train wreck

See: Miley Cyrus

Friend: Did you see Miley Cyrus twerking? It's a train wreck.
You: What? Lemme see.

3 Minutes Later
You: Fuck you.
Ex-Friend: What?

by CurrentlyNauseous August 26, 2013

Train wreck

When you fuck a girl in the ass, and she begins to shit and your penis and the shit collide giving the Train wreck affect.

dude i fucked Jill in the ass, and it was a fucking Train Reck.

by Cmac May 01, 2004

Train wreck

Cher.

I looked up "train wreck" in the dictionary and there was just a picture of Cher.

by Nerd Flanders January 23, 2009

train wreck

describes something that is so bad that you don't want to keep watching or following but you just can't look away from it.

Zoe: "That show is like a train wreck, I can't stop watching!"

by sexii mama :D October 18, 2010

train wreck

a total fucking disaster ...the kind that makes you want to shake your head.

The people at the party were so wack...it was a train wreck.

by 4 June 15, 2004