Trader Joes 

The most sexiest store in the world. Those free samples make me hard. If heaven was a place it would be Trader Joes

Timmy: Hey Miranda... my parents aren't home wanna do something fun

Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes

Trader Joes by Colorful_Crans December 18, 2019

trader joes 

a food store that offers a fine variety of foods to many people. the staff are generally funny people. every product they offer has been tested for quality, and they make sure that their products are good in every way. they also do not sell "third party" foods, every thing is grown/harvested/made by them.

Trader Joes pomegranate juice is the shit

trader joes by sean arsefaceLOL May 26, 2008

trader joes 

When two gay guys fart in each others mouths and then make out.

Look at those dudes, they just did the trader joes.

trader joes by big man g June 10, 2009

trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream 

yumm

i cant believe i ate the whole container of trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Trader Joe's 

A grocery store that deals in mostly organic food. Lots of white people. Everywhere.

I went to Trader Joe's and was swept up in a crowd of whiteness.

Trader Joe's by matchflame July 28, 2004

Trader Joe's 

A unique grocery store with wonderful products from around the world with outstanding prices and customer service.

Trader Joe's by R.W.P. September 23, 2003

Trader Joe's 

One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.

Trader Joe's by Brian X July 9, 2003