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Toxic Vettel Fan 

Unfortunately the majority of F1 motor racing fans as of recent. On every social media platform this mob comes in massive numbers, there is no escaping them. These fans are almost never positive, unless it’s about vettel of course 🥺. They usually know nothing about the sport, and blame his recent failures on things that were totally in his control and his fault.
Ex1: “Commonly found on Twitter and Reddit, the Toxic Vettel Fan can be found in his natural habitat at the bottom of posts creating flame wars against the facts.”

Ex2:

Toxic Vettel Fan: OMG did you see what happened to Vettel did omg he spun out omg *some other random thing* caused it this was not vettels fault omg Vettel is being so oppressed omg” “Also fuck Ferrari it was 100% your fault vettel didn’t win the championship in 2018”
Normal person w/ iq above 8: “oh boy here comes the toxic vettel fans”
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012