toxic shock syndrome 

God's way of telling you not to leave things in your cooch for more than six hours.

"You might want to change that tampon or you'll get TSS."

toxic shock syndrome by alan alda December 1, 2004

toxic sock syndrome 

What someone has when they have extremely stinky, sweaty, smelly feet right after they take their shoes off after a day of walking around. A toxic green cloud usually insues from said sock, warning all within the vicinity.

"Damn dude, put your shoes back on, you have an extreme case of toxic sock syndrome!"

toxic sock syndrome by Jourie June 3, 2009