Tousington Maximum
One can only achieve Tousington Maximum by being the most SENDY & Ferda kid on campus. You’re so fucking tuffy and glazeable that every girl wants to give you OD dome. You instill fear in your peers because you haze your professors.
Roomate: How was your night?
Subject: She’s coming over in 5.
Roomate: Holy shit you get OD tush I think you’ve reached Tousington Maximum.
Subject: I’m himmy.
Subject: She’s coming over in 5.
Roomate: Holy shit you get OD tush I think you’ve reached Tousington Maximum.
Subject: I’m himmy.
Tousington Maximum by JackCarpet321 October 1, 2025
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