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Touch barrier 

When an idiot thinks that someone touching you back is a big deal. If someone touches your shoulder (not skin on skin), it breaks the touch barrier. Not anywhere near first base, but still progressing apparently

Not actually a real thing, but you sure as hell try to convince them!
"Omg today during class he touched my back! He broke the touch barrier!"
A salt of the earth bartender usually found in dive bars. Common characteristics are tattoos, mullet, scars, dirty jeans and black t-shirts. Special skills include ability to pour both kinds of drinks (beer and shots), and to settle any disagreement with the bat he keeps behind the bar.
“Hey Bar Tough, can I get a Coors and a shot of Beam?”
Bar Tough by Vern Streeby December 9, 2008

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

barber's touch 

when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.
Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!
barber's touch by deeeeo July 11, 2011

Barbie touch 

When a guy fingers you with cold, rigid hands.
My boyfriend gave me the Barbie Touch.
Barbie touch by Pdizzlest July 26, 2021