Touch Bar

bring it back Apple we would gladly pay extra

the Touch Bar needs to come back to the macbooks

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 21, 2025

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Touch barrier

When an idiot thinks that someone touching you back is a big deal. If someone touches your shoulder (not skin on skin), it breaks the touch barrier. Not anywhere near first base, but still progressing apparently

Not actually a real thing, but you sure as hell try to convince them!

"Omg today during class he touched my back! He broke the touch barrier!"

by Whyishtishappeningtomern January 24, 2017

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Bar Tough

A salt of the earth bartender usually found in dive bars. Common characteristics are tattoos, mullet, scars, dirty jeans and black t-shirts. Special skills include ability to pour both kinds of drinks (beer and shots), and to settle any disagreement with the bat he keeps behind the bar.

“Hey Bar Tough, can I get a Coors and a shot of Beam?”

by Vern Streeby December 9, 2008

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Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

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