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A Filipino player who has their name used to insult others for being bad.
Example: Why is Jinyun playing so bad just like a totnak today?
Totnak by Say10. August 14, 2022
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Totnak is a Filipino slang for "kantot", which means sex in English.
"Hoy tara mga totnakers!"
totnak by totnakers June 28, 2017
Related Words
She was my TOTNAK
Totnak by ginazone February 6, 2020
synonym for "total", usually in loud contexts, or in conjunction with russian phrases.
TOTAK AGRIESTY (for being very angry)

or

TODAY IT TOTAK SUFFEL VOTZKA (== i will drink lots of vodka today)

caps used to express that phrases containing "totak" are usually pronounced louder than would be sensible in the situation
totak by not_tom September 3, 2004
The most masculine coolest sigma guy(thicc also) true definition of chad
Look at this gentlemen l!he is such a tornaka
tornaka by Mambera December 24, 2022
the worlds greatest lover; the elite of the elitists; the best; the greatest; excellent; superb; number one; etc, etc.
"man, i fucked her so good last night, almost as good as tornak could"
tornak by tornak March 25, 2003
A man with a big shlanginin...He can beat stacey, chime, dj, Parker, Alan and, antawon
Totakeo is the goat.
totakeo by anonymous November 22, 2021
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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