Totes MaGoats
Hey Man, you up for a night of unprotected sex and submissive binge drinking??
Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!
Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!
Totes MaGoats by Cojani April 7, 2009
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Totes Magoats by jeo0619 March 27, 2009
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Person 1: "Is ice cold actually cooler than being cool?"
Person 2: "Totes magoats!!!"
Person 1: *genuflects* "Your wisdom is absolute"
Person 2: "Totes magoats!!!"
Person 1: *genuflects* "Your wisdom is absolute"
Totes magoats by JFKray December 17, 2013
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Totes MaGoats by (JK)^2 April 29, 2010
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totes mcgoats
Jezabeth: "Want to start a sea monkey farm?"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"
Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"
Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"
totes mcgoats by Pole Girl 134 May 30, 2010
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