Totes MaGoats 

a way to reinforce the meaning for the word totally.

Hey Man, you up for a night of unprotected sex and submissive binge drinking??

Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!

Totes MaGoats by Cojani April 7, 2009

Totes Magoats 

Another word for "totally"

-Are you going to that part tonight?

-Totes Magoats

Totes Magoats by jeo0619 March 27, 2009

Totes magoats 

Noun. A thing Liz said before James Earl Jones did, making her totes magoats cooler than him.

Person 1: "Is ice cold actually cooler than being cool?"

Person 2: "Totes magoats!!!"

Person 1: *genuflects* "Your wisdom is absolute"

Totes magoats by JFKray December 17, 2013

Totes MaGoats 

Totally

I Totes Magoats Failed the math test today.

Totes MaGoats by (JK)^2 April 29, 2010

totes ma goats 

this means totally in a state of being over excited and trying to act cool

Jason Segal: wanna get a sandwich with me?

Paul Rudd: (over excited) totally... TOTES MA GOATS!

totes ma goats by litwhiz107 April 6, 2009

totes mcgoats 

The only appropriate response for when someone asks you to do something ridiculously cool.

Jezabeth: "Want to start a sea monkey farm?"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"

Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"

totes mcgoats by Pole Girl 134 May 30, 2010

Totes Mcgoats 

something moms say when they're trying to sound "hip" or cool.

Mom: That's totes mcgoats!!

Child: Mom wtf does that even mean?

Totes Mcgoats by PrdflS8n January 6, 2021