An expression that describes any recent incident that was completely awesome and mind-blowing. Not to be confused with the preppy "tots", pronounced "toats" or "totes". Ew. This phrase is also used to express vague interest in a situation, when used as a reply.

Sit #1:
Friend: Did you just see the triple turn-around toss I just executed flawlessly?
Me:YEEEEES, and that was so freakin' awesome tots.
Friend: Thx. *grinn* I'll try a quadruple this time around.

Sit #2:
Me: Omgs, I'm going to die this weekend cause I haven't finished my lit paper and it's due monday!
Friend: awesome tots.
Me: Wtf? are you even listening?
Friend: what? oh. yeah, listening.
Me: stfu. wahtever.

awesome tots by Autsel April 23, 2010

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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