torsonic polarity syndrome 

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.

A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

torsonic polarity syndrome by Welsh21 February 2, 2012

Torrent Rage 

The unknown phenomenon which causes a computer user to become seething with rage when a torrent is stuck at 99.9% downloaded and cannot download any further.

user (forum post): SEED!! For the love of God SEED!!! This is rediculous, I pay for my dialup connection and I'm sueing and how can anyone justify doing this and it's not fair and you're ruining teh interweb!!!111
user2 (forum post): Looks like a nasty case of Torrent Rage - just relax, download something else dood.

Torrent Rage by ubersheep October 23, 2007

kevin torren 

A blue eyed handsome fella with a dong a mile long!

Your so Kevin Torren

kevin torren by Kevin from heaven December 21, 2016

Mike Toreno

Character in the video game San Andreas, and a very funny one at that. First seen in the mission 'Mike Toreno' and last seen in 'Home Coming'.
When we first meet Mike, he seems like just another member of the Yay-Smuggling group, but as the game progresses it turns out he is actually working for a goverment agency ('It's Not Important Which One'), and uses CJ to do the jobs he can't be seen pulling off. This includes jacking a Petrol Tanker, blowing up several helicopters, planting an explosive on the Andromeda and stealing a Military Jet.
Needless to say, there are many people who think Toreno's missions are some of the best in the game.

Mike Toreno is voiced by actor James Woods.

'Carl, I will ALWAYS be watching... or listening... or both.' - Mike Toreno, 'Interdiction'

Mike Toreno by daizisntonfire September 6, 2005

Torrent Dick

1. A person who downloads many torrent files, especially in a dormitory or university residence.

"The guy in the next room must be a torrent dick, I can't download anything because he's hogging all the bandwidth"

Torrent Dick by Rigbyruffrider February 5, 2010

Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.

John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.

Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

torrenteer 

One who frequently downloads files using the Bit Torrent protocol. A "torrenteer" typically belongs to several torrent sites and is generally good about seeding back what they take.

That Ch@os dude is such a good torrenteer, he always seeds at least 1 to 1...

torrenteer by Shoes58 January 11, 2009