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Torrington High School 

Public school in northwestern Connecticut. Prides itself on a lack of ceilings, random bomb threats, a series of nuclear fallout shelter tunnels, knife-wielding students, and at least one teacher who breaks and enters.
"And I'd like to congratulate the 1% of Torrington High Schools's graduating class who are not going on to UConn, Central Connecticut, NCCC-- or McDonalds."
-Principal LeDuc
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Torrington High School 

The only school in which there was a frickin urinal ripped off one of the bathrooms' walls that flooded half the building and caused an early dismissal.
Wow, you go to Torrington High School? I heard they ripped a urinal off the wall there!

Torrington High School 

A school that has no air conditioning and is run by a board of education of elected officials who only represent themselves. On 2/23/2022 they voted in a policy to waste $38,050 on locking our phones in yondr pouches, taking away responsibility from students and making parental contact a pain in the ass.
Get your family to move out of Torrington after you finish 8th Grade. You’ll be going to Torrington High School. It’s a shut show there

Torrington High School 

If you go to Torrington High School, you know it’s Sex Headquarters because no one there is a virgin.

Torrington High School 

Prides itself on frequent Bomb Threats. So many of them happen, hardly anyone cares anymore. Fuck Connecticut!
There was a fucking BOMB THREAT at Torrington High School on Monday, April 4th, 2022.