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Torrington High School 

Public school in northwestern Connecticut. Prides itself on a lack of ceilings, random bomb threats, a series of nuclear fallout shelter tunnels, knife-wielding students, and at least one teacher who breaks and enters.
"And I'd like to congratulate the 1% of Torrington High Schools's graduating class who are not going on to UConn, Central Connecticut, NCCC-- or McDonalds."
-Principal LeDuc
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Torrington High School 

The only school in which there was a frickin urinal ripped off one of the bathrooms' walls that flooded half the building and caused an early dismissal.
Wow, you go to Torrington High School? I heard they ripped a urinal off the wall there!

Torrington High School 

A school that has no air conditioning and is run by a board of education of elected officials who only represent themselves. On 2/23/2022 they voted in a policy to waste $38,050 on locking our phones in yondr pouches, taking away responsibility from students and making parental contact a pain in the ass.
Get your family to move out of Torrington after you finish 8th Grade. You’ll be going to Torrington High School. It’s a shut show there

Torrington High School 

If you go to Torrington High School, you know it’s Sex Headquarters because no one there is a virgin.

Torrington High School 

Prides itself on frequent Bomb Threats. So many of them happen, hardly anyone cares anymore. Fuck Connecticut!
There was a fucking BOMB THREAT at Torrington High School on Monday, April 4th, 2022.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022