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torrey pines high school 

A school on the west coast of San Diego CA known for it's insane hot, bitchy girls, excess amounts of money, parking lot filled with every new BMW or Mercedes ever created, used to have an epic football team that completely failed this year due to drug addiction cuz everyone is wayy to bored and has too much extra cash for their own good.
I fucked a torrey pines high school girl in her loaded beamer this weekend.. hell yeahhhhhh

Torrey Pines High School 

A high school in San Diego known for fugly guys, ugly whores with mini skirts that show the bottom of their ass crack, who wear Juicy Couture when they dont know what the fuck couture even means. Douchbag guys who believe they are cool when in reality they couldnt even get an asian nerd to date their ass.

Also a place to find some cheap weed in desperate times.

Since its in the suburbans, they think everyone is rich so the cafeteria sells a motherfucking slice of shitty pizza that is a week old for $3 and $4 smoothies that literally taste worse than rotten elderly ass.
Guy 1: Man you goin to torrey pines high school next year as a freshman?
Guy 2: Yeah dude is that a bad idea?
Guy 1: Go to urbandictionary and look up torrey pines then tell me if you want to go there.

Torrey Pines Highschool 

Where I threw away four years of my life and no one remembered my name. FUCK YOU MR. LOPEZ!!! 😭😭😭
I work at McDonald's thanks to my education at Torrey Pines Highschool.

Do you want fries with that?

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016