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torpedo tits 

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.
Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!
torpedo tits by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021
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torpedo tits 

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

torpedo tits 

Breasts in which the nipple and areola are on the high side of the breasts so that they appear to curve up. A fascination of the 50's era, bras were made to resemble this breast shape
Wow, that high school chick has torpedo tits!
torpedo tits by Bibliophile311 April 7, 2009

Torpedo Tits 

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most
Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits
Torpedo Tits by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

Torpedo Tits 

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most
Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits
Torpedo Tits by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

torpido tits 

Big boobies that look like they are about to explode out of her shirt.
Damn look at her torpido tits.
torpido tits by Felicia69 February 11, 2014

Torpido tits 

Aiden backsack has ginormous torpido tits
Torpido tits by Torpido Tits May 21, 2021
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