The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.
Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.
by The Viceroy October 4, 2005
The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.
Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.
by Curry Sanchez June 27, 2010
J: man I'm kind of embarrassed of my penis because I'm not circumcized
M: what no way bro you got the dopest dick around carrying that fleshy tophat
M: what no way bro you got the dopest dick around carrying that fleshy tophat
by ThemagJSAR July 6, 2023
by ALynnJ42 July 15, 2009
A guy who wears a tophat and a trenchcoat (all black, all the time) and has a rag-tag band of women that increases by the hour. Even though none of these women know why they are so attracted to him.
by Radhika November 12, 2004
by notnops January 11, 2008
by davieboy June 2, 2005