Top gun

Woman or man assumes the scorpion position ass in the air. After taking laxatives, an enema, or a long nite of drinking. Shits up into the air showering down all around. Called a top gun because alas she was inverted.
The bachelor party was lit as fuck till the hooker pulled a top gun. Don't think we'll get the deposit back on the room.
by Krunkstono March 24, 2018
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Having sex while airborne.
Usually in an airplane, a freefall or jumping from a cliff while having intercourse (rare).
Yoni: Check out that hot stewardess!
Gilad: Yeah, I'm going top gun in a few seconds.
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Eyal: I had an interesting experience yesterday.
Boris: Oh yeah, what?
Eyal: On my flight over here I pulled a top gun on the chick from the seat next to me.
Boris: Elite.
by Asaf December 04, 2005
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Top Gun

From the Tom Cruise movie of fame, "Top Gun" can be used as a passive-aggressive derogatory term for someone who thinks they're cool, tough, or otherwise competent. It is to be used along the same sarcastic lines as "boss," "chief," "ace," "big guy," "player," etc., except Top Gun is most effective when dealing with someone either in a fast car, or wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses.
"Hey, way to signal there, Top Gun!"
by Shintrizzla December 05, 2003
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The Air Combat Manuvering (ACM) training school for the Navy, used to teach dog fighting. Officially called the Naval Fighters Weapons School, it was based out of Mirimar Naval Air Base in San Diego. In 1996 however, it moved to Fallon Naval Air Station 60 miles out of Reno, Nevada
The movie Top Gun is nothing like the actual school.
by Matt April 01, 2004
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Having a girl ride your face cowgirl style while simultaneously using your penis as a joystick. Be sure to have "Highway to the Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins playing in the background for the full effect.
I wanted to play top gun with my girl the other night but she totally shot me down because apparently the pattern was full.
by silentpaul July 25, 2011
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The world's longest, most expensive air force advertisement.
The Military Industrial Complex often uses action films, like Top Gun, to con our children into joining the military.
by Bruckheimer July 23, 2011
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The Top Gun

A sex act in which you put four fingers inside your partner's vagina, and the thumb inside her asshole. The 4 fingers are the top gun, and the thumb is the wingman.
I HAVE CREATED THE TOP GUN, NEXT UP; THE MAVERICK. I AM BASICALLY THE PICASSO OF SEX ACTS.
by Kim Dong-Illmatic May 25, 2009
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