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top floor boss 

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He was working at a target as a sales associate back in 2017. The target had 2 floors and he began working on the bottom level. After about a year and a half later Lone's boss said he could come up to the top level and then promoted Lone, to the title of the store boss. With that and him being on the top floor of the store, he then deemed himself the "Top Floor Boss".
Yeah, bitch it’s the top floor boss!
top floor boss by sei#1300 March 25, 2023
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top floor boss 

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a name Destroy Lonely uses to call himself. A top floor boss is someone who doesnt work for anyone else or a rich person.
im tha top floor top floor top floor top floor top floor top floor boss
top floor boss by ser6phina November 21, 2023
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topfloorboss 

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a deep voice guy who got no rizz
Yo topfloorboss is batman
topfloorboss by LabJoker January 5, 2023
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Skeef

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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
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Hair spider

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A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
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bullshot

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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026
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