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Top bloke
A term used to describe the toppest of blokes. A "top bloke" is that carefree, gentle, kind, and simply perfect in nearly every way. Top blokes tend to be part Australian and often get told about their hot sister a lot.
Jake: "Hey, did you know Blake is just a top bloke?"
Joel: "Yeah, I heard he gave his lunch to a starving child. What a top bloke. Sister ain't bad too!"
Blake: "Aww thanks guys!"
Joel: "Yeah, I heard he gave his lunch to a starving child. What a top bloke. Sister ain't bad too!"
Blake: "Aww thanks guys!"
Top bloke by Good Compared to BL... April 14, 2014
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Top Bloke • Top Notch Bloke • TOP • top g • Top Shelf • Top Gun • Top Shagger • top hat • Top Deck • top-notch
Top Bloke
Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.
Top Bloke by Legend bru February 10, 2023
Top Notch Bloke
One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018
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