Top Banana

British slang meaning great. Similar to 'wicked'. A cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. Also if something's good/amazing.2

Harry W acts like a twat but he's a top banana!

by PropaOGbanana July 04, 2016

Top Banana

1) Cult Activity involving copious amounts of alcohol and cheesy music, frequented by Warwick University Students and the Hardest of Hard-Core Teeny Boppers.
2) Form of self-inflicted torture involving agonisingly loud, irritating noise, nausea and drunken revelry.

AKA: Top B; Weekly Cheese Festival; Another shite monday nite.

Third Place spend (another) night of torment at the hands of the brutal Top Banana

by The Third Place April 28, 2003

Top Banana

(See also, TB) Where the male figure enters the penis into the woman's vagina, and then later inserts his hand and bends the penis upwards, thus like a banana.

My boyfriend gave me a Top Banana last night, it felt so good!

by Tyler&George October 17, 2010

top banana

British slang meaning great. Similar to 'wicked'. A cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. Also if something's good.

Jamie T lyric: acts like a twat but she's a top banana

by imatopbanana September 27, 2010

top banana

A description used by open market greengrocers to tempt customers. Literally a 'top-grade' banana.

"Top banana, fourbunchferapaand."

by Dr Literal February 27, 2017

top banana

Covering your dick in mashed bananas and but fucking someone

Today I'm going to top banana my gf

by Lamoa March 05, 2019

top banana

Covering your dick with mashed banana and then but fucking someone until you come. After you finish the person receiving it has to eat the banana-semen mixture

Tomorrow I'm going to top banana her

by Lamoa March 05, 2019