Too Fat For the Internet

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.

I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.

Too Fat For the Internet by John Joepseudonym January 16, 2008

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