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The sound of a D cell maglite striking a penguin or bee keeper.
by arfcommer February 23, 2005
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Tonk is another word that means cool or awesome. Whenever you are about to say cool or awesome you should correct yourself in saying the word TONK!
Dude, you are looking mighty tonk today!
Wow that was very tonk.
I had a pretty tonk weekend!
I am tonk.
That was soooooooo tonk!
by The Tonkest Person EVER!!! October 05, 2009
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A Pimp fly ass mofucker who owns Also know as Tonkz!!
Omg hes soo Tonks!!!! Thats one Tonks Guy!!!!!!!
by The-Monkey-Of-Doom July 05, 2004
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Something which is large
thats a tonk penis u have there lad.
by PPB April 02, 2003
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a guy with a short memeory and an even small penis
i had a friend and he was a fucking tonks
by gizmo February 23, 2004
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To tonk a girl using your penis means you stand in front of her and swinging you hips smack her in the face with your penis, which makes a "tonk" sound.

Chris wanted a sandwich and Jane was reading, so he stood over her tonking her in the face with his penis til she got irritated and gave in and made him one.

by Orcoangel May 14, 2007
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To strike with ones penis.
Joe tonked the handrail so hard it rang like a bell.
by Richard Platzman February 07, 2004
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