The sound of a fish hittin' the windshield.
"Man, we shouldn't be driving so close to the lake--oh, SHIIIIIT!"
*TONK!*
by Dale Deltaco May 14, 2008
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Tonked or Tonqued / tongkId/ adj & adv 1. lit. a state of exceeding inebriation 2. alcohol induced debauchery or utter desiccation of common morality 3. the process of achieving inebriation usually through whisky choice deferred by one to another

Origin: Brit/Amer slang rumoured to have originated in Portugal
Let's get tonked! I am tonked. I was so tonked last night that I shall forever live in a state of perpetual regret.
by bulghur November 21, 2009
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A big/large/hench person
That woman is bear tonks
The woman is large n has a big build
by leila November 1, 2003
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Tonked means hit or smashed in by a pigeon or sausage roll.
chris ingham got tonked by a pigeon in his car, silly chris ingham ;)

isabelle ingham got tonked by sarah ingham and sarah ingham got tonked by a sausage roll
by mr pickleson August 3, 2018
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A person, normally a woman, with man-made hair color or colors, specifically pink or purple. Also can describe a person who changes his or her hair color regularly.
After Nymphadora Tonks from Harry Potter.
Nicole has become quite the tonks with those pink streaks in her hair.
by patricksalland January 25, 2008
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to be well buil or strongh and to have a good figure (man only)
jees your muscles are big you are well tonk
by Oliver Francis March 18, 2005
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