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Tone Bone 

1. Usually for a man, at the moment of climax during sex farting audibly for your partner to hear.

2. The sound made when something sucks.
1. After the chili-fest i took her home and tone boned her.

2. I heard Underworld 2 is coming out soon, that gets a tone bone.
Tone Bone by sick in the head July 16, 2008

Tone bone 

A man with the biggest cock imaginable. Huge cock guy. Huge.
There goes tone bone. Damnnnnnn that’s a big cock! It’s hanging through he’s jeans all the way down to his ankles.
Tone bone by Biga March 14, 2019

Tone Bone 

When a male is so skinny he is considered borderline anorexic
Dean is such a tone bone, you can hear the wind whistling through the creases of his bones
Tone Bone by Jacked Ginge November 12, 2018

Skin Tone Bone Phone 

EVP INPUT/OUTPUT RANGE 26 HZ MORE OR LESS TO 0 HZ
My skin tone bone phone where my bodily hairs pick up zenharmonic vibrations is me and resides at about 26 hz and below. Some times in the past; I’ve felt abused at this range of hearing and output vibrations so maybe just yah knows leave me alone with my peepholes ;)

“”ALSO WE NEED TO SCHEDULE NEUROLEPTICS LIKE THEY ARE HEROIN, BONE PHONE SKINTONE LEAVE ME THE F ALONE” - Ma Rappa

Shut your skin tone chicken bone 

A series of insults that will make any person regret coming into this plane of existense.
Friend: Ur mum gae

You: man shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student lone indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormona post malone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ass up...

Tone and Bone

A post workout (tone) sexual intercourse (bone). This is also a category of pornography. Due to the blood pressure rising and swelling of muscles from the workout, the following act of sex is widely found more pleasurable than a bone with no tone.
Man 1: Dude, I'm so pumped after lifting. Only if there was a chick around to bone!
Man 2: Yeah, that would really complete your tone and bone!
Tone and Bone by megaladong August 31, 2016
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