tom bradying

seemingly perfect guy girls fall in love with, but ends up being self-absorbed, has a two inch penis, pees sitting down and wipes front to back, once you learn you run, but he will find you

I thought he was hot, but he was Tom Bradying

by olered February 27, 2017

Tom Brady

Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.

I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T

by TheRealPain March 20, 2017

Tom Brady

(verb) the act of a man sitting to pee

I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee, but I had to Tom Brady because I was too drunk to stand up.

by Curmudge_john February 8, 2015

Tom Brady

A man who kisses his son on the lips, and was alive during the cretaceous period

He shoved his penis into his son so hard he got him pregnant, so he pulled a Tom Brady

by TomBradyHellaGAy November 4, 2019

The Tom Brady

the act of ejaculating into a woman (or man's) "butt chin"

Dude i totally did the Tom Brady right into her chin!

by npmarko June 7, 2011

Tom Brady

New England Patriots quarterback. Disliked by most men outside of New England not only because he usually spanks their respective teams but also because most of their girlfriends think of Tom Brady during intercourse.

"My girlfriend had three orgasms with me last night,thanks Tom Brady!"

"did you see the colts last night? They looked like a high school ladies football team!Thanks Tom Brady"

by Devon B February 10, 2008

Tom Brady

A person that wins frequently but upon losing turns into a complete introverted crybaby.

After Tyler lost that race yesterday, he stormed off the track and didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the day. He was acting like a total Tom Brady.

by Stephen Vassen May 10, 2007