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toltonian bargain 

A bargain between two individuals in which one party receives both a sexual favor AND has the other person do their chores. It may seem imbalanced, and it is.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind doing my laundry?

Person 2: Only if you let me give you a blow job.

Person 1: Wow, that's definitely a toltonian bargain, but I'm still definitely into it.

*Proceeds to do laundry and suck member
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Tollonis 

a person who would ignore working on a said task and act dead
wow that person is looking like a tollonis
Tollonis by FunnyFace29 August 21, 2017

Tollonis 

Oh son, you have Tollonis disease.
Tollonis by im kinda real April 5, 2018

Ronald Tolton 

A large, muscular, brilliant, handsome, sight for sore eyes, angelic, god-like, lovely specimen whom is a protector of all that he cares about and will make sure the ones he’s close with is always safe and sound. Every individual that lays their eyes on this tasty immortal being will immediately fall deeply in love and will cherish him for the rest of their lives.
Hey Kyra, your father Ronald Tolton is such a magnificent personage, I would love to take him out for a nice steak dinner sometime and possibly even give him the world
Some one massivly tall and lanky
Look its tallton
Tallton by Bauuwhehe December 30, 2020
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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