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Smoking copious amounts of weed and masturbating to internet porn all day. A frequent favorite pastime of unemployed males living with their parents.
Carl doesn't work. He just does the toke and choke.

Want to go out braaaaahhh? Nah. I'd rather toke and choke.
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by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
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Smoking copious amounts of weed all day while watching porn and masturbating.
Carl is a real toke and choke kinda guy.

Ever since I moved back in with my parents, all I do is toke and choke.
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by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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