Toke and Choke

Smoking copious amounts of weed and masturbating to internet porn all day. A frequent favorite pastime of unemployed males living with their parents.

Carl doesn't work. He just does the toke and choke.

Want to go out braaaaahhh? Nah. I'd rather toke and choke.

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Smoking copious amounts of weed all day while watching porn and masturbating.

Carl is a real toke and choke kinda guy.

Ever since I moved back in with my parents, all I do is toke and choke.

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