a term coined by
Jonathan Jokerst that references the
male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and
long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.
"dude did you
see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"
"Katie can't really sit down
today, she
said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."