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Another word for the clitoris.
I fondled her toebean with love and affection.
toebean by gabberdjingle January 28, 2022

toebeans 

The pink squishy pads on the underside of an animal's paws, particularly a cat's - so named for their resemblance to jelly beans.
"CuteOverload just posted a kitten with the most perfect toebeans I've ever seen. I want to nom them. Is it just me?"
toebeans by harmlesslittleflea November 1, 2009

toepeanut 

something that you will find in the middle of your toes that will mostly be black and smell of sweat.you can also find this in your food like ur mum or something like that.
oops i ate a toepeanut
i need to clear my toepeanuts before i go to bed
NYA BEEEEEEE
CRUSTY TOESSSSSS
“Wow that is so toebease”
Toebease by LOTTOE January 27, 2021
Noun: A fish. A scaly swimming organism that smells peculiar.
1)He swam like a Thebean.
2)He smelt like a Thebean.
3)I like Thebean and Chips.
Thebean by sdgihsdkghdshj May 8, 2005
A stupid fihsy swimming in a sea of stinky fish. He really shud have a shower thinky fish and allow eating so much fish u stupid fish. lol. o yea 3 inch chody. l0l
wats the smell?
its t-bean, cme here little fishy.
Thebean by Mr Mystery May 8, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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