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Noun: A fish. A scaly swimming organism that smells peculiar.
1)He swam like a Thebean.
2)He smelt like a Thebean.
3)I like Thebean and Chips.
Thebean by sdgihsdkghdshj May 8, 2005
Words you can keep
A stupid fihsy swimming in a sea of stinky fish. He really shud have a shower thinky fish and allow eating so much fish u stupid fish. lol. o yea 3 inch chody. l0l
wats the smell?
its t-bean, cme here little fishy.
Thebean by Mr Mystery May 8, 2005

toebeans 

The pink squishy pads on the underside of an animal's paws, particularly a cat's - so named for their resemblance to jelly beans.
"CuteOverload just posted a kitten with the most perfect toebeans I've ever seen. I want to nom them. Is it just me?"
toebeans by harmlesslittleflea November 1, 2009

tweak the bean

1) When a girl masturbates by exposing her clitoris with two fingers, and rubbing it with a third finger.

2) Clitoral stimulation
"Dancing with those guys really got me worked-up! I am going home to tweak the bean!"

or:

"Dude, it's so easy to give her an earthshaking nut! Just be sure to tweak the bean, and she'll cum all over the place!"
tweak the bean by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Buzzing the bean 

I was buzzing the bean last night in the bathtub
Buzzing the bean by (*#*) May 9, 2022

Pookin the Bean 

1. Pookin the Bean is when an eclectic fetish girl slams animal dildos against her clitoris harder than Rocky punching Apollo Creed due to her having destroyer her clitoris through strenuous and vigorous years of masturbation.

2. Masturbating by vigorously slamming odd shaped dildos into one's vagina while vibing your clitoris.
Man, all we wanted to do was play Arma, but the server owner was pookin the bean all night and fucking didn't update the game!"

buffin' the bean

The action of a women rubbing her clitoris. The rubbing being a buffing motion and the bean being her clitoris.
oh ya, you're excited, your probably buffin' the bean right now just thinking about it aren't ya?
buffin' the bean by DexVD June 4, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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