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toe cheese 

The soft stinky stuff that gathers between your toes. Only takes one day of not bathing to accumulate.
toe cheese by Pat Schulz November 4, 2003

toe cheese 

The smelly crud that gathers around your toes.
toe cheese by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Toe Cheese 

A "delicious" snack enjoyed by King of the Freetards and neckbeard with severe hygiene issues, Richard Stallman.
"Man, did you see that video of RMS eating his toe cheese?"
"It's GNU/Free!"
Toe Cheese by Anon655 September 15, 2011

toe cheese 

toe cheese(correct pronunskiation-tow cheez). Toe cheez occurs when wearing socks of a different color than your skin color, it gathers between your toes and under toe nails. Is usually made up of sock lint.
For example white feet black socks leaves black lint in between toes and under toe nails.
toe cheese by Mick February 12, 2004

Toe-Cheese 

Someone who's bad at a game because they did something really fucking stupid.
Idot: *walks off edge of map*
Gamer: Bro, your fucking toe-cheese
Toe-Cheese by MrMeeseeks33477 April 30, 2022

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese 

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.
Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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