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The use of the Toe Blaster 9000 is were said male insert's his two big toes into his female companion's vagina and dolphin kicks rapidly.
Male 1 - Dude, I need to cut my toenails badly!
Male 2 - Why?
Male 1 - I need to give my girlfriend the toe blaster 9000 when I get home!
by Toe Blaster God December 03, 2013
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