Todd Johnson 

The act of rubbing super glue on your face before giving a unshaved man a blowjob. This leaving you with a pube goatee.

"Did you see that guys beard? I bet he got it from a Todd johnson."

Todd Johnson by MacDaddy Johnson January 10, 2020

Todd Johnson 

A really cool asian, with a strange Johnson connection with his best friend Blair.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.

Woah man, did you see that Todd Johnson? He was boarding the plane to Japan!

Todd Johnson by aznkutie March 28, 2009

toddjohnson 

The name given to those defeated by the jews. The weakest of all gentiles

The other day in jiu jitsu, I was submitted by a jew. I am now know as toddjohnson

toddjohnson by Bsherm December 2, 2019