A motto used by protesters who oppose Fred Phelps
Two days after the September 11th attacks, a 19-year old man stood on the street corner facing the church holding up a plywood sign that said "Not today, Fred."
by ninjapuppy February 28, 2010
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used when someone asks you to do something you don't have time to do. typically used when you are in the middle of planning a large project, or are otherwise really busy.
1st guy: "can you pick up a sanwich for me?"

2nd guy: "not today dude! I've got shit to do!"
by quebert September 13, 2007
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A popular TV "news" program that lasts the whole morning long (it seems like), and tries to wake me up in the morning because of all of the people screaming from Rockefeller Plaza (Center?). I personally can take only about an hour of it to catch up on the headlines, and I change the channel to Jerry Springer when that finally comes on.
I'll bet you $20.00 that Al Roker (the weather man) from the Today Show will say "And in your neck of the woods" at one point in time, of each show, when he talks about the weather.
by izcool February 9, 2008
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A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.
Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!
by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022
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Another word for yesterday; the day before today
Me: “Hey did WiFi Rob come last today?”
Mom: “No he is coming today.”
Me: “Oh fuck ok.”
by WifiRob January 18, 2019
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When your just over today and you want the next day to come
I have been having a bad day so tmrw needs to come fast because today is cancelled.
by RelatableTeen March 6, 2018
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