The strongest, hottest, sexiest, masculine, most ripped man in the gym. Tobys fitness page is the biggest sivkkvnt and has the determination of the Lord Jesus Christ. Anyone who hates on Tobys fitness page will suffer the wraith of his huge boulder shoulders and his insane calves
"Wow, have you been hitting the gym recent, you look like Tobys fitness page"
Tobys RUMP is a massive RUMP which always gets tailed by plenty of different men every single man , and some old stinky women with a deformed strap-on.
Tobys RUMP aka ways gets pliers by jj's mum with 4 sausage rolls rammed in her spaffy clit.
Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop